Country jokes
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.
Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong and no?
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.
Your hairline goes back to China.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
Why don't gay men have anal sex in Greece? because anal sex between gay men is against the law.
Yo mama so fat, you deported herself.
Super Boy from Korea.
Enough of the jokes. It's time Togo back home. (hah, I wanna cry.)
Person A: Where do you come from?
Person B: Liberia.
Person A: *speaks softer* Oh sorry, do you come from?
Afghanistan.
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
Spell "I hod."
When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"
If you're American coming into the bathroom,
And you're American coming out of the bathroom,
What are you in the bathroom?
European.
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
What is the real name of Canada?
Punjabistan