Country jokes

If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?

Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?

It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.

My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.

Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.

In Ohio, people walk with their hands.

Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.

The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.

Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.

Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong and no?

USS Liberty. Never forget.

It was bombed and destroyed by the Israeli airforce. Thirty-four dead, 171 wounded. The official story says “accident,” yet an American flag was clearly visible on the ship.

Motive: An attempt to cut off our foreign intelligence on Israel? Blame the bombing on an Arab country?

Just imagine if any other nation bombed an American ship...

Why don't gay men have anal sex in Greece? because anal sex between gay men is against the law.

Yo mama so fat, you deported herself.

Super Boy from Korea.

Enough of the jokes. It's time Togo back home. (hah, I wanna cry.)

Person A: Where do you come from?

Person B: Liberia.

Person A: *speaks softer* Oh sorry, do you come from?

Afghanistan.

When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"

And together we will make America great again.

You were never great in the first place.

Spell "I hod."