Country jokes
Germany is...
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
A German, a Swiss, and a Russian make a bet: whoever has the most forest area in their country wins about 10,000 euros.
First, they fly over Switzerland: 8,000 square kilometers of forest. The German starts getting cold feet, as he doesn't think he'll win. Next, they fly over Russia: 50,000 square kilometers of forest. The German realizes he doesn't stand a chance unless he cheats.
When they fly over Germany, they see 10,000 square kilometers of forest. The German seems to have won, but then the Swiss shouts: "That's a tree!" The German was accused of fraud.
The German is furious. He calls the head of the Bundeswehr: "Why did the tree move?!" The boss said, "I'll put the guy who moved on the line," and passed the receiver over.
"Why did you move?" the German asked.
The young man replied: "Okay, when a dog came along and peed on my trunk, that was still fine. But then a bear came along and rubbed against my trunk..."
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
Your hairline goes back to China.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.
Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong and no?
Why don't gay men have anal sex in Greece? because anal sex between gay men is against the law.
Yo mama so fat, you deported herself.
Super Boy from Korea.