Irishman and the Bar

Listen up, buttercup. This is so easy, even *you* should get it. The joke is that Irish people are known for drinking a lot, so the funny thing is that this guy *didn't* go into the bar. It's funny because it's the opposite of what you expect. You probably expected him to go INTO the bar, right? That's what makes it a joke and you a dummy. Fact: Bears like me are way smarter than your average joke writer. Sad, isn't it?