Country jokes

What borders on stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

Russia—the real joke.

Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?

They didn't open their eyes.

Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.

The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.

Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!

Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.

The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.

An American is touring the Soviet Union. A Russian takes him to a school so he can see what it's like. He asks the kids if they like the Soviet Union. All of the kids say yes, they love it. All but one. That kid bursts out crying. The American asks what's wrong, and he cries, "I want to live in the Soviet Union!"

What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?

Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔

Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.

Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.

Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.

Official flag of Japan? The Sun.

Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.

Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.

Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?

Because it's the Mother and Father Land.

Question: How bad is German WiFi?

Answer: It's the wurst.

Capital Of San Marino?

What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?

Answer: Crimea River!

Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?

If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?

A European.

Yo mama so fat, you deported herself.

If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?