Country jokes
Why can't England play chess? Because they lost their queen!
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
If African immigrants are supposed to stay in their country, why can't their resources do the same?
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
Loud Korea noise.
Where do cows go on a holiday? Moo-Zealand! 😜
What type of tea do you drink with the Queen of England?
Royal-tea.
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
There are three states you don't mess with when trying to take over the United States:
Alaska because they have three times more guns than people because of the bears.
Texas because, well, it's Texas. Where else have all of the guns been going?
Lastly, Florida. Florida is the absolute definition of Trigger Happy Redneck.
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.
What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?
Mountain Dew.