Country jokes
What is your favorite color?
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
French fries don't come from France; they come from Greece.
Africa.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
Why don't gay men have anal sex in Greece? because anal sex between gay men is against the law.
Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...
What's the difference between an American and a computer?
Americans don't have trouble shooting!
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
Why are Americans so good at shooting?
We have the best schools for it.
Germany is the best!
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!
America.
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?