Country jokes
Afghanistan.
Spell "I hod."
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
If you're American coming into the bathroom,
And you're American coming out of the bathroom,
What are you in the bathroom?
European.
What is the real name of Canada?
Punjabistan
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"
Hello, America!
There are three states you don't mess with when trying to take over the United States:
Alaska because they have three times more guns than people because of the bears.
Texas because, well, it's Texas. Where else have all of the guns been going?
Lastly, Florida. Florida is the absolute definition of Trigger Happy Redneck.
American: I've never shot a gun.
African: That's the first coming from an American!
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
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Where is Colorado?
Why do you think China should have a baseball team?
They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"
The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."
1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"
To all the little rude people here, fuck you. I didn't ruin this country, it was Putin!
Why isn't there much honey in Brazil?
Because there's only one B in Brazil.
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!