"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil" -sun tzu, art of war
America , ..Amefrica,... Amfrica, ......Africa......................................
What do you call a racist community, America.
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog? I don't know.. I'm from China.
A middle eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show, he starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
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The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up Johnny said when he grows up hes going to be A motherfuking Hustler he's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a rolls- Royce and he's also going to have apartment in the City where his side bitch is going to live he's going to buy her expensive jewelry whatever she wants cars diamonds clothes shoes the teacher didn't know what to say so she calls on Sally what do you want to be when you grow up? Sally said I want to be Johnny's bitch.
what is the sweat between dolly parton's boobs
mountain dew
if someones debated the speed of light and a drunk russian, the russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet
What do you call a country's BOOTY?
Its bottom-line
Canada
The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the fresh recruit on the enemie's side die for his.
I would Curse at u but my country praises cows
Why do toy bears have small eyes because they were made in China
NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings
Why is there more water than water because water is water
What is the continent that AWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope
In Ohio,People walk with thier hands
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
