Country jokes
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong and no?
An American is touring the Soviet Union. A Russian takes him to a school so he can see what it's like. He asks the kids if they like the Soviet Union. All of the kids say yes, they love it. All but one. That kid bursts out crying. The American asks what's wrong, and he cries, "I want to live in the Soviet Union!"
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Because I know they haven't.
Jerry: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Charles: I dunno.
Jerry: Well, the flag is a big plus.
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European.
I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
iran
Russia—the real joke.
I dislike the UK with a great taste.
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
The duck bought lipstick. When he paid, he said, "Put it on my bill."
Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!