Country

Country jokes

Bathroom

You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?

You're-a-peein'. European.

Canada

How can Canada be one of the most educated countries when Canadians are unable to correctly spell "analyse", "programme", and "aluminium"?

Smell

Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?

Democracy

To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.

Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.

Part

The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.

Anilingus

Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?

Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.

Flag

What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.

Music

Why do Black people not like country music?

Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.

Dog

A man had moved to a new country with his dog and with basic understanding of the language. One day he heard people talking about a place for dogs, so he took his dog there, telling them he wanted his dog to be groomed.

The man behind the counter responded with "yes happy dog, come back in little hours." So the man left and came back a couple hours later. When he asked about his dog, he was given a box of jerky. He found out "Happy Dog" was the name of the place where dogs become food.

Food

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?

Because I know they haven't.

Deer

What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?

You get no-eye-deer.