Country jokes

Have you heard of China...

China fit this dick in your mouth.

China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.

Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!

Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."

Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?

He doesn't have a motherland.

What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross-country.

What is the slipperiest county?

Greece!

Capital Of San Marino?

An Irishman walked past a bar.

Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...

What’s the most emo country in the world?

Qatar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.

Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.

Canada being the most educated country in the world is bemusing, considering that Canadians cannot spell "legalise" and "programme" correctly.

Oh, and most of them do not realise that it's day-month-year, NOT month-day-year.

People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.

He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.

Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.

How do you know when it's bedtime in the Netherlands?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.

My friend told me to name a country in Africa.

So I said, "Hungry."

What borders on stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.