Country jokes
An African man visits his friend in the US.
“I just flew in yesterday,” the African man says. “And boy are my arms tired!”
“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America,” replied his friend.
“Joke?” the African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country!”
Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?
Answer: European (You're-a-peein')
109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!
What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
When people are ready to die for their country:
Trust the Unionist Party.
Better than Reform.
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...
Canada United States Mexico
C U M
Person A: Where do you come from?
Person B: Liberia.
Person A: *speaks softer* Oh sorry, do you come from?
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.
How can Canada be one of the most educated countries when Canadians are unable to correctly spell "analyse", "programme", and "aluminium"?
Super Boy from Korea.
Why can't England play chess? Because they lost their queen!
What did the Army soldier say after he got his legs fixed?
Afgan-I-Stand.
What do you call intelligent people in America?
Tourists.