Country jokes
Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
Memes
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
An Irishman walked past a bar.
Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...
Capital Of San Marino?
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
Canada being the most educated country in the world is bemusing, considering that Canadians cannot spell "legalise" and "programme" correctly.
Oh, and most of them do not realise that it's day-month-year, NOT month-day-year.
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
How do you know when it's bedtime in the Netherlands?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
What did Tennessee?
Same thing that Arkansas did.