Country jokes
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...
Capital Of San Marino?
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
An Irishman walked past a bar.
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
How do you know when it's bedtime in the Netherlands?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Canada being the most educated country in the world is bemusing, considering that Canadians cannot spell "legalise" and "programme" correctly.
Oh, and most of them do not realise that it's day-month-year, NOT month-day-year.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.