Country jokes
The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the fresh recruit on the enemy's side die for his.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
Texas 😂😂😂😂
French fries don't come from France; they come from Greece.
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
Why do you think China should have a baseball team?
They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
Did you know that French fries aren't from France? They're cooked in Greece.
What did Tennessee?
Same thing that Arkansas did.
Kenya believe it?
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.
Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.
Your hairline goes back to China.
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said, "a smile."
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.
Going to school is mandatory in this country.
Can you guess my plan?
Why don't gay men have anal sex in Greece? because anal sex between gay men is against the law.
How do you know when it's bedtime in the Netherlands?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What state starts with an "a a lama"?
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"