Country jokes
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Canada being the most educated country in the world is bemusing, considering that Canadians cannot spell "legalise" and "programme" correctly.
Oh, and most of them do not realise that it's day-month-year, NOT month-day-year.
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
How do you know when it's bedtime in the Netherlands?
When the big hand touches the little hand.