Country jokes
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?
That number is how many dicks you suck.
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
Russia—the real joke.
Afghanistan.
An Irishman walked past a bar.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.
Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?
There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.
The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
You wanna talk Kenya ;)
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
What is your favorite color?
School shooting: Happens.
Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.
American Student: "First time?"
Where is Australia?
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
Texas 😂😂😂😂
An American is touring the Soviet Union. A Russian takes him to a school so he can see what it's like. He asks the kids if they like the Soviet Union. All of the kids say yes, they love it. All but one. That kid bursts out crying. The American asks what's wrong, and he cries, "I want to live in the Soviet Union!"
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.