Country jokes
Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
Memes
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
Canada being the most educated country in the world is bemusing, considering that Canadians cannot spell "legalise" and "programme" correctly.
Oh, and most of them do not realise that it's day-month-year, NOT month-day-year.
How do you know when it's bedtime in the Netherlands?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.