Country jokes
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...
Capital Of San Marino?
An Irishman walked past a bar.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
How do you know when it's bedtime in the Netherlands?
When the big hand touches the little hand.