Country Jokes

Why doesn't Iran have an Walmarts? Because they have a Target at every corner.

Q: What do you call america in a year A : A Wasteland

When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland. what are you when you are IN the bathroom?

European

What's the difference between America and a flash drive? One is USA and the other is USB 😂😂😂

How tall does the grass grow in germany? Zis high 😂😂😂😂😂

Why are the best used guns from France ? Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.

Where do cows go on a holiday ? Moo-Zealand!😜

ive benin there im ghana go ive got togo

Ukraine

n 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio. Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States. “Father, where is the United States,” Hans asked. His father pointed at a map of North America. “Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be,” he questioned his father. The man pointed towards the Soviet Union. “And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?” The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British. “Where is Germany again, Father?” He pointed to their home country in Central Europe. Hans pondered this information for a second. “One last question, Father.” “Yes?” “Has Hitler seen this map?”

The w in Africa stands for wealth

pls go sub to kane brown pepole he got good song pls go sud to him pls

I could think of anything because your in the “Country-Side”

What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?

A bath bomb

Germany is The best🥳🥳

I can’t remember if I already said this or not I might of already said this also this is a true story. So I’m walking into a store in Amish country and there’s this guy with a bear trap then my moms friend says this guys gonna catch some bears then the Amish guy stop looks around and whispers “it’s for democrats”