Country

Country jokes

Violence

So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?

The Western Front is domestic violence.

Mama

Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.

Girl

Why did the white girl come back from Africa?

Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.

Ruler

Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.

Canada

Canada being the most educated country in the world is bemusing, considering that Canadians cannot spell "legalise" and "programme" correctly.

Oh, and most of them do not realise that it's day-month-year, NOT month-day-year.

Punishment

People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.

He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.

Bedtime

How do you know when it's bedtime in the Netherlands?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Flag

Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.