What is the continent that AWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope
Why Can't Orphans play baseball - They can't find home
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." -- Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car. So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
What is the country that aways in a rush? Russia
Why can't Americans trade with other countries, we lost the trading center
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater für at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“
Food makes are proudly presenting human flesh made foods donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives T and C apply this is only in the best shops in your town or down the road or in your country 1 like = 1 family member donated cos we're saving lives😎😎
A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?" She points off the cliff and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside all mangled and dead. The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."
We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay
What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go-Read a book
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond but Richmond is better why
Where is Australia
The duck bought lipstick when he paid he said put it on my bill
Why did tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for poo
How did United States become a country? It broke all of its states
Why did Monaco Cross the road? it smashed a 1 mile radius of the road + the chicken
In normal country you call it Yugoslavia. In soviet Russia its call aregoslavia.
In normal country you call it Yugoslavia. In soviet Russia its called yugostravia.
What is the poorest country in the world?
Poortugal...
