Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
Canada being the most educated country in the world is bemusing, considering that Canadians cannot spell "legalise" and "programme" correctly.
Oh, and most of them do not realise that it's day-month-year, NOT month-day-year.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
What are intelligent people in the US called?
"Tourist."
What does a South African Batman wear? A cape.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.
How can Canada be one of the most educated countries when Canadians are unable to correctly spell "analyse", "programme", and "aluminium"?
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
