Country jokes
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
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It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
Do the French people smoke weed or oui'd?
What name is easy to say in Spanish?
Marissa!
Germany is...
China. There. :)
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
Did you know that French fries aren't from France? They're cooked in Greece.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What is China's favorite restaurant?
The Pet Store.
French fries don't come from France; they come from Greece.
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!
Ukraine.
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.