Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
Listen up, chucklehead! This "joke" is playing on the fact that in chess, the queen is the most powerful piece. And, like, the UK has a queen, but the punchline is that they "have no queen" which means they're bad at chess. Haha! But it's not funny at all.
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And america has not towers