You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is a play on words. It sounds like "European" when you say "you're-a-peein'." Get it? And you call yourself smart? Sheesh!