On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is a pickup line. The joke is that I'm trying to get you to say that you are very free tonight so that I can take you on a date. You are so easy to manipulate.
Anonymous
America 24/7. I have no friends
Scarlet Witch
yuh yuh