Kids Voting

To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.

Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, chucklehead! The joke is that the kids voted for tacos, but the joke teller (you) made pizza anyway because the kids don't live in a swing state, which means their vote doesn't matter! Kinda like how your opinion doesn't matter!

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