Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
What is China's favorite restaurant?
The Pet Store.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
U.S.A: No Queen? England: No towers?
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
What is the American virus? Diabetes.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
China. There. :)
I dislike the UK with a great taste.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
