Country jokes
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗
What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
Why did the African 3 year old cry?
He was having a midlife crisis.