Country jokes
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
What type of tea do you drink with the Queen of England?
Royal-tea.
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!
Did you know that French fries aren't from France? They're cooked in Greece.
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it and shouts "I love my country!" Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country!" Finally, the Iraqi man drops a bomb and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted, my house blew up!"
If African immigrants are supposed to stay in their country, why can't their resources do the same?
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.
French fries don't come from France; they come from Greece.
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.
An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf, and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
China should be a baseball team.
Germany is...
Why don't gay men have anal sex in Greece? because anal sex between gay men is against the law.
Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.