Country jokes
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
What type of tea do you drink with the Queen of England?
Royal-tea.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it and shouts "I love my country!" Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country!" Finally, the Iraqi man drops a bomb and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted, my house blew up!"
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
Which country makes me crack the fuck up?
LAUGHghanistan.
If people who live in Canada are Canadians, I mean if they drink Fanta, they’re fantastic.
Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.
We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.