Country jokes
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Africa.
When people are ready to die for their country:
Trust the Unionist Party.
Better than Reform.
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
Texas 😂😂😂😂
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
Brazil is a joke.
Why did the African 3 year old cry?
He was having a midlife crisis.
Why do you think China should have a baseball team?
They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
How do you know when it's bedtime in the Netherlands?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
L: you
You: 😂
There was a man who had just moved from a foreign country. He just moved into his apartment and was watching his favorite TV shows. The first one was "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me," the second one was "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives," and the last one was "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!"
There had been a murder in the area, and the man was walking in the park when a cop showed up and asked him, "Sir, have you seen this man?" and held up a photo. The man said "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me." The cop said, "Sir, what did you use?" and the man said "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives." After that, the cop said, "Sir, I'm going to have to arrest you," and the man said "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!" The screen goes black, and all you can here "chk-chk. BANG"
Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.
What is your favorite color?
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.