Country jokes
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
Did you know that French fries aren't from France? They're cooked in Greece.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
Why don't gay men have anal sex in Greece? because anal sex between gay men is against the law.
so true
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
China has a population of a billion people. One billion.
That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!
Little Johnny was walking down a dirt country road, and he came upon an old farmer leaning against a fence looking sad, shaking his head. He walked up to the old farmer and asked him what's wrong. The old farmer said, "My mule, he just won't do nothing. He don't work anymore, always looking sad, barely eats, just sad." Little Johnny said, "Can I go talk to him?" "Sure," the old farmer said, "he's back in the barn." Little Johnny went back in the barn, saw the mule just sad, and sighing. A few minutes later, Little Johnny came out and said, "Your mule is fixed." The old farmer ran in, and saw the mule laughing, just rolling, and crying laughing. "Thank you, thank you," the old farmer said, and Little Johnny was on his way. Well, a few days later, Little Johnny was walking down the same old dirt road, and came upon the old farmer again, looking sad. "What's the matter?" Little Johnny asked. "It's my mule again. Ever since you talked to him, he won't do nothing, he won't work, just laughing all day. What did you say?" "Can I go in and talk to him again?" Little Johnny asked. "Sure," said the old farmer, "he's back in the barn." Little Johnny went in the barn and a few minutes later came back out. "Your mule is fixed, sir." The old farmer went in and saw the mule crying, crying really hard. The old farmer came running out of the barn, "Hey boy! What did you say to my mule? One day he's sad, then laughing, now he's crying. Just what did you say to my mule?" Little Johnny smiled and answered, "Well, the first time I told him my dick was bigger than his; this time I showed it to him."
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
Make America Great Britain again!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?
Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A