Country jokes

What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?

Because I know they haven't.

Why is the UK bad at chess?

Because they have no queen.

Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?

Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.

What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?

You get no-eye-deer.

Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?

What's America's no. 1 class?

Target practice.

Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)

Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?

Because they need parents' signature.

I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.

Where did George go?

Washington, D.C.

Which country can swim?

Finland. Get it? Fin Land?

What's America's best class?

Gun 101.

Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.

The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.

I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."

I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.

Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!

What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.

When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗