Country jokes
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Because I know they haven't.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
screw global warming
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
Why did the African 3 year old cry?
He was having a midlife crisis.
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War