Country jokes
Putin is the only person whose country is bigger than his mind.
Texas 😂😂😂😂
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
Brazil is a joke.
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
Why do you think China should have a baseball team?
They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
How do you know when it's bedtime in the Netherlands?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
When people are ready to die for their country:
Trust the Unionist Party.
Better than Reform.
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
What is your favorite color?
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
China has a population of a billion people. One billion.
That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
If you hate America, I don't like you :)
Why did the African 3 year old cry?
He was having a midlife crisis.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
Your hairline goes back to China.