Country jokes
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Because I know they haven't.
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
Why did the African 3 year old cry?
He was having a midlife crisis.
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?
Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?