Country jokes
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
Memes
screw global warming
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.