Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers? So they will be wanted.
One day a snail got robbed by 2 turtles, once the cops arrived and asked what had happened, Snail said "I dont know it all happed to fast"!
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
How can I be racist my wife’s eye is black
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
All of these jokes are so dark, I'm surprised cops haven't shot them.
chuck Norris get`s pulled over by cop and the cop gets a ticket
Friend: How dark IS your humor Me: It started an orginization against cops
i saw a cuban prisoner i asked why are you running from the cops he said IM FREE AT LAST.
There’s Two Mexicans in a car Whose driving
A Cop
What was the name of Russia's first female traffic cop?
Ivana Pulyova
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police. She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?” The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?” The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
Woman gets pulled over by a cop Cop: ma'am have you been drink Lady: no officer Cop: what's that in your cup then ma'am Lady: just water officer Cop: looks like wine to me Lady: oh my god Jesus did it again
The show COPS has been dropped from broadcast
honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras.
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
Why did the cop ask the Orphan he was home alone.
The orphan said because my parents have never came back yet because I have none
A cop pulls me over and asks if i have been drinking. I'm an honest person and say yes i did so i take of my sunglasses, and tell him that i now had 2glasses less.
A cop pulls a man over and finds out hes drunk. So he asks for license and registration, and the drunk man says ̈Can i see your flashlight? ̈ and the cop says ̈just give me your license and registration. ̈ so drunk guy says ̈not until you give me your flashlight. ̈ the cop said ̈for what? ̈ and the drunk guy says ̈so i can shine it in your face and see what an asshole looks like. ̈
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
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Cops go to the hood when the shooting range is closed
I was invited into a celebrity's house, thats what i told the cops at least...
