your hairline is so bad the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.
What's the difference between a Cop and a bullet? When a bullet kills someone it gets fired.
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig
Why is there a lot of whites in hockey? It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop
How many Karen's does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school? Call the cops
COP: Are you high?
ME: If I was high, could I do this? *walks in a perfectly straight line*
COP: Wth he just walked off a cliff
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over? Pigs in a blanket.
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
Two priests walk into a store and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester and the priests both say I’ll do it
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"Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia." Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere
Two priests are driving down a road when they are pulled over by the cops.
The cop shines a light in their faces and signals to the driver to roll down his window.
"We're searching for two child molesters," he says.
The driver leans over to the other priest and they whisper between themselves.
Finally, he turns back to the policeman. "Ok. We'll do it."
I find it best to screw people with memory loss, I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights
He arrested me for impersonating Gorge Floyd. *I have seizures*
Yo Mama so fat the cops arrested her because she had 240 pounds of crack on her
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police. She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?” The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?” The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
