What did the racist serial killer say to the cop?
“Wait, you’re getting paid?”
A cop pulls two Arabian men over, walks up to their window and says "We are looking for two child molesters". Now after a short pause the two men look at each other,then back at the officer and say "we'll do it!"
The cop that is on a 12 o clock shift says hands up
Im black when a a cop see's me he shoots
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law? "That's against th-allah (read like da-lah)."
So, there was this cop on the top bunk of a bunk bed. Another cop walks in and sits on the bottom bunk and the cop on the top bunk bed said, "You're under a-rest."©
What's the difference between a Cop and a bullet? When a bullet kills someone it gets fired.
your hairline is so bad the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.
*trigger alert* why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel because there were too many black holes.
How many Karen's does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness
Why is there a lot of whites in hockey? It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo..
How do you start a school shooting at a black school? Call the cops
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The colour orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'seperate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, its a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
What do you call joe from family guy in an electric wheelchair. robo cop
There were three men in a car, the driver, a homeless man, and a rapper. The driver takes the to the woods and says, "I'm not really a cab driver, I'm a wanted killer". The homeless man says"I'm not really homeless" and pulls out a chain. The rapper says, "If we're gonna be completely honest, I'm not a rapper, i'm a cop''
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over? Pigs in a blanket.
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with "what do you mean I already did it" then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said "Aww it pays to be lazy!"
Two priests walk into a store and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester and the priests both say I’ll do it
