Did you hear about the dyslexic cop? He jumped off his horse and blew his whistle!
Dyslexic Cop
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. See, dyslexia makes it hard to read and mix up words. So, instead of jumping off his horse and blowing his whistle, this cop jumped off his whistle and blew his horse. It's funny 'cause it's backwards and dumb. And so are you, probably.