How does the cop respond to being called racist?
He said, "How can I be racist? My wife's eyes [are] black."
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The cop is responding to accusations of racism with a weak and, frankly, kinda dumb defense. He's implying he can't be racist because his wife has "black eyes"—meaning bruises, probably from him. It's a sad attempt at humor because it hints at domestic abuse. You probably didn't catch that because you spend too much time sniffing glue, dingus.