About that

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Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"

Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."

Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."

Guy: "About that..."

Explanation

The humor comes from the dark twist at the end. The guy implies that he's not just wanted for murder, but that he's also the one who killed the girl's parents, hence why they aren't home. It's unexpected and morbid.

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i killed them

i fucked there dead corpse

I murdered them

WTF IS WRONG WIT YOU GUYS?

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i fucked there dead corpse

Noooooo, this is so wrong, but so funny!! Idk why I actually laughed

Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"

Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."

Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."

Guy: "About that..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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