Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
The humor comes from the dark twist at the end. The guy implies that he's not just wanted for murder, but that he's also the one who killed the girl's parents, hence why they aren't home. It's unexpected and morbid.
Cheese Burger
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GAY
i killed them
Anonymous
no u did not....
Phile
i fucked there dead corpse
Deez
I murdered them
Anonymous
yes
Philiecorrected
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Anonymous
WTF IS WRONG WIT YOU GUYS?
Anonymous
Oh wrong comments...
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i suck pussy
Anonymous
Wtf
alastor the radio demon
9/11
chris77777
Noooooo, this is so wrong, but so funny!! Idk why I actually laughed
Emo ghost
Iām mortified