Patrol jokes

A cop pulls two Arabian men over, walks up to their window, and says, "We are looking for two child molesters!"

Now after a short pause, the two men look at each other, then back at the officer and say, "We'll do it!"

What do you call security outside a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What is a Mexican's only obstacle?

Border patrol.

I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.

Two priests are driving down a road when they are pulled over by the cops.

The cop shines a light in their faces and signals to the driver to roll down his window.

"We're searching for two child molesters," he says.

The driver leans over to the other priest, and they whisper between themselves.

Finally, he turns back to the policeman. "Ok. We'll do it."

Your hairline is so far back, Paw Patrol couldn't finish their mission.

What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?

KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.

Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relieved. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. "Nitrogen!" The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good night.”

Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!

Watchdogs.

The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.

Man in boxers leads policeman on brief chase.

I really wasn't planning on going for a run today, but damn, those cops came out of nowhere!

Cops go to the hood when the shooting range is closed.

What do you call a special police officer?

Officer down!

Officer sees a man and he is seeing he is having trouble walking, so he asked him, "Sir, are you drunk?" The man responds, "No, sir, I'm not drunk." So the officer asks, "How high are you?" And the man responds, "No sir, it's 'Hi, how are you?'"

Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, "Wow, that's got to be the fastest we've ever gotten to an accident site."