boss: you're fired
me: *turns in my gun and my badge*
boss: you're a waiter where did you get those
My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.
I started thrashing about and roared “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”
I seen a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back, one of em was having fun getting his knot tying badge.
I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say 'press', but if you press those badges they just fall over all surprised.
Three men are on a bench in Soviet Russia talking shit about Stalin. One of the men all of a sudden pulls out a kgb badge and says “you two are coming with me for treason.” One of the other men also pulls out a badge and says “Not me.” The third man pulls out a badge and says “Wow? There’s a lot of agents here.”
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