Badge

Badge Jokes

I seen a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back, one of em was having fun getting his knot tying badge.

My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.

I started thrashing about and roared “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”

I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say 'press', but if you press those badges they just fall over all surprised.

Charizarding When you light a girls pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz then flap your arms and say "You don't have have enough badges to train me"

Three men are on a bench in Soviet Russia talking shit about Stalin. One of the men all of a sudden pulls out a kgb badge and says “you two are coming with me for treason.” One of the other men also pulls out a badge and says “Not me.” The third man pulls out a badge and says “Wow? There’s a lot of agents here.”