Woman gets pulled over by a cop Cop: ma'am have you been drink Lady: no officer Cop: what's that in your cup then ma'am Lady: just water officer Cop: looks like wine to me Lady: oh my god Jesus did it again
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law? "That's against th-allah (read like da-lah)."
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car all the pricks are on the inside.
(Thanks to lostin Flowers cause this one is fucking funny)
somebody called the cops for a school shooting, what a snitch
When cops say you the right to remain silent
You’re just happy you have the right to do something
Bruh , the cops just arrested a black dude ...
Well nvm , they shot him ded .
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
A cop pulls me over and asks if i have been drinking. I'm an honest person and say yes i did so i take of my sunglasses, and tell him that i now had 2glasses less.
Why did the cop ask the Orphan he was home alone.
The orphan said because my parents have never came back yet because I have none
The show COPS has been dropped from broadcast
honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras.
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy
2 guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. Cop taps the window, window rolls down. "goodevening gentlemen, we're looking for 2 pedophiles."
Guy quickly closes the window. 10 seconds later he lowers it again and says: "Ok, we'll do it."
i really wasnt planning on going for a run today, but damn those cops came put of nowhere’s
What do you call a cab for black men A Cop car
My Jokes are so dark that i am surprised that the cops didnt shot they yet
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
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A cop pulls two Arabian men over, walks up to their window and says "We are looking for two child molesters". Now after a short pause the two men look at each other,then back at the officer and say "we'll do it!"
There were three men in a car, the driver, a homeless man, and a rapper. The driver takes the to the woods and says, "I'm not really a cab driver, I'm a wanted killer". The homeless man says"I'm not really homeless" and pulls out a chain. The rapper says, "If we're gonna be completely honest, I'm not a rapper, i'm a cop''
The cop that is on a 12 o clock shift says hands up
