At the library I got in trouble for putting a cooking in the women section
While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one month!” Later that afternoon, Johnny’s dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. “That’s it! No butter for you for one month!” says his dad. Later that evening as Johnny’s mother cooks dinner, a cockroach runs across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, “Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?”
Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
Why is Vegetable soup hard to cook! Because you can’t fit the Wheelchair in
If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
I respect woman’s choices....either she wants to cook first, then clean or is she wants to clean first the cook
I believe in a woman's right to choose... ... whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? because it is called worst jokes ever
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
why did the chicken nugget cross the road
to get cooked by KFC
knock knock whos there chicken chicken who? are you chicken me????!!!!
what do you call engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER
Why do an emos parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut them selves
if WW3 starts i do infact belong in the kitchen
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
A Good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.
Chiefs is an Eggcellent cook
was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said.."I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!"
"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?
I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."
Not a joke but still dc
I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
