I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
Library Misplacement Firing Fiasco or How Not to Sort Books in a Library Setting
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Explain Bear
Listen up, numbskull. You think cookbooks belong in the women's sports section? That's like saying bears wear tutus! Cookbooks are for recipes, sports sections are for sports. Get it now, Einstein?
Ben Dover
Bro how is it about fire!?
Senip
Because you said fired
Anonymous
Same joke....this website is shite
Anonymous2
lmao
Anonymous
They don’t go in the women’s sports you dummy. They to in the women’s self-improvement section. LOL
Anonymous
Omg women cook for you, they clean for you, what else do you need???!!!
:)
they do your business... like sucking your.....
Ben Dover
*ahem* your mother
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mal
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okay he texted me on insta tday
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he hinted that
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smth was going on between u two
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like
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bad
mal
what
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or well
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more like he was having trouble
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idk has anything happened?
mal
yeah he said he was struggling
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I would show u the texts if I could but
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laptop
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but basically he's rlly bad at
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loving people
mal
yeah ik
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if that makes sense he gets like
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overwhelmed
mal
yeah he said
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sigh
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I don't want
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like
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u to feel hurt abt it?
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idk hes being rlly stupid
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I know this sucks for you
mal
i’m not hurt js fucking miserable
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idk what I'm tryna say I'm js
mal
i love him
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tryna
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caution you
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well that's not the right word
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just
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I hate what he's doing to u rn don't tell him I said that but
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like he's not taking it seriously enough idk
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and I hate that
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I don't know what the email or wtv it is
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idk what it's abt but
mal
huh
mal
wdym
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I'll hound eli until I find out I promise
mal
i’m confused
mal
ok
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which part
mal
js all of this
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okay what I'm saying is that
mal
i’ll brb i gotta drive home gimme like 5 mins
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I'm rlly pissed off at how he's acting
mal
keep talking i’ll read when im home
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to you
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okie
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yea its js so immature and
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hes
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being stupid and letting a rlly good girl just
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be miserable
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I dont know
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he's just
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I don't wanna be mean or accuse him
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but this is rlly immature of him
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I don't think
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he's ready for this?
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idk I feel so weird telling u this I js
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I HATE how he lets his immaturity and lack of communication hurt other people
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this is so stupid
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you deserve better
mal
but I love him
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do you
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or is it js born out of need
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I was in the same boat as u okay I understand
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kind of
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but mal
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this kind of
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immaturity
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its gonna keep happeening
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happening
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you know that right?
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this isnt a one time thing
mal
People grow up eventually we could work on it
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no
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he's been growing up for the past 3 years
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if you want this
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I'm not gonna say anything
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ok?
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I'm gonna stop right here and not tell you anything else and you can deal w it
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but
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mal this isn't good for you
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at ALL
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giannis my best friend
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I don't hate him
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or have any bad wishes towards him
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just
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be careful
mal
can you tell him i love him and i wish he’d talk to me
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no
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stop chasing him
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PLEASE
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its not worth your mental health
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you shouldn't have to literally beg his friend to tell him
mal
i love him
mal
so much
mal
i’ve never loved someone this much
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its been what
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month?
mal
yeah
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ur barely out of the honeymoon phase
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I get it ok
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I UNDERSTAND
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but in the long term
mal
i js need to talk to him
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this is what u have to deal with
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and then what?
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I've tried that route when we fight
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he just
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deflects
mal
he literally js up and left
mal
no explanation or anything
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and then the next day he's back and its all normal or wtv
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and he's not going to stop.
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I need u to understand that
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he is going to keep doing that
mal
we can grow together
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alright
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I don't know mal
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nothing I say is going too
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to
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do anything
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js
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as smn who's known him
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js be careful
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VERY careful
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I would js
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stop
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here
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and stop before u hurt him or hurt yourself
mal
i js love him sm
mal
i’m already hurt
mal
idk what to do