Library Misplacement Firing Fiasco or How Not to Sort Books in a Library Setting

  • I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, numbskull. You think cookbooks belong in the women's sports section? That's like saying bears wear tutus! Cookbooks are for recipes, sports sections are for sports. Get it now, Einstein?

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  • Comments (144)

  • Bro how is it about fire!?

    Because you said fired

    Same joke....this website is shite

    They don’t go in the women’s sports you dummy. They to in the women’s self-improvement section. LOL

    Omg women cook for you, they clean for you, what else do you need???!!!

    they do your business... like sucking your.....

    okay he texted me on insta tday

    he hinted that

    smth was going on between u two

    like

    or well

    more like he was having trouble

    idk has anything happened?

    yeah he said he was struggling

    I would show u the texts if I could but

    laptop

    but basically he's rlly bad at

    loving people

    if that makes sense he gets like

    overwhelmed

    yeah he said

    sigh

    I don't want

    like

    u to feel hurt abt it?

    idk hes being rlly stupid

    I know this sucks for you

    i’m not hurt js fucking miserable

    idk what I'm tryna say I'm js

    tryna

    caution you

    well that's not the right word

    just

    I hate what he's doing to u rn don't tell him I said that but

    like he's not taking it seriously enough idk

    and I hate that

    I don't know what the email or wtv it is

    idk what it's abt but

    I'll hound eli until I find out I promise

    i’m confused

    which part

    js all of this

    okay what I'm saying is that

    i’ll brb i gotta drive home gimme like 5 mins

    I'm rlly pissed off at how he's acting

    keep talking i’ll read when im home

    to you

    okie

    yea its js so immature and

    being stupid and letting a rlly good girl just

    be miserable

    I dont know

    he's just

    I don't wanna be mean or accuse him

    but this is rlly immature of him

    I don't think

    he's ready for this?

    idk I feel so weird telling u this I js

    I HATE how he lets his immaturity and lack of communication hurt other people

    this is so stupid

    you deserve better

    but I love him

    do you

    or is it js born out of need

    I was in the same boat as u okay I understand

    kind of

    but mal

    this kind of

    immaturity

    its gonna keep happeening

    happening

    you know that right?

    this isnt a one time thing

    People grow up eventually we could work on it

    he's been growing up for the past 3 years

    if you want this

    I'm not gonna say anything

    I'm gonna stop right here and not tell you anything else and you can deal w it

    mal this isn't good for you

    at ALL

    giannis my best friend

    I don't hate him

    or have any bad wishes towards him

    just

    be careful

    can you tell him i love him and i wish he’d talk to me

    stop chasing him

    PLEASE

    its not worth your mental health

    you shouldn't have to literally beg his friend to tell him

    i’ve never loved someone this much

    its been what

    month?

    ur barely out of the honeymoon phase

    I get it ok

    I UNDERSTAND

    but in the long term

    i js need to talk to him

    this is what u have to deal with

    and then what?

    I've tried that route when we fight

    he just

    deflects

    he literally js up and left

    no explanation or anything

    and then the next day he's back and its all normal or wtv

    mal♡

    he literally js up and left

    and he's not going to stop.

    I need u to understand that

    he is going to keep doing that

    we can grow together

    alright

    I don't know mal

    nothing I say is going too

    do anything

    as smn who's known him

    js be careful

    VERY careful

    I would js

    stop

    here

    and stop before u hurt him or hurt yourself

    i js love him sm

    i’m already hurt

    idk what to do

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