A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.
A Good Man's Desire
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Alright, listen up, you silly goose! This "joke" is about how a good man wants a woman who is a freak in bed (pussy slide, thighs like a prostitute), funny (make him laugh like a homie), and domestic (cook like his mama). It's basically a dude's fantasy checklist. And based on how stupid you are to not understand it, you must be a blast at parties... or not.