Pancake

Pancake Jokes

why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because, everybody likes a good batter!

What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT

What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK

Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on saint Georges day Irishman: We called our daughter valentine since she was born on valentines day Scotsman: We named our son pancake because he was born on pancake day!

Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?

Because they will get turned into a pancake even more

its not funny i know

:james sike i lied your mommy is pancakes is so dry. my best friend: joey sike i lied your twich is dry. my other friends: the winner is................. my guy james

Here in I hop, we serve pancakes not pie cakes if so we can always bring in a chart that will Power the customer, his smile will remain at its current form, and police surely resisted when I said the word surely.