Pancake jokes
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”
You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.
Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.
Kid: You hop to.
Our teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall for no reason, so I said, "Hey wall, that ass flat like a pancake from McDonald's."
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT.
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK.
Why did the chef flip a pancake? Because he was a tosser.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
Here in IHOP, we serve pancakes, not pie cakes. If so, we can always bring in a chart that will power the customer. His smile will remain at its current form, and police surely resisted when I said the word "surely."
What did music tell the pancakes? -- B flat.
Where did the one legged lady work?
IHOP
James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.
My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.
My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?
Sure, man. I. H. O. P.
Wait, you ate my pee!!!
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.
Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.
Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!