Cook jokes

How do you cook macaroni? With a shark-spoon-a-rooni!

My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Kill Recipes’. I did find some roadkill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.

What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?

It was scrambled.

Someone asked me, "How would you like your steak cooked?"

I said, "On a stove!"

Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

One screams when I peel its skin off.

Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?

It's called "One More Thyme."