What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
Cook Jokes
Someone asked me, "How would you like your steak cooked?"
I said, "On a stove!"
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel its skin off.
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme."
