Conversation jokes
You heard a conversation between Sans and Papyrus:
Sans: "Sub bro."
Papyrus: "DON'T 'SUB' ME BROTHER! YOU STILL DIDN'T REDINTEGRATE YOUR PUZZLES!"
Sans: "Easy bro, I have done a ton of work today."
Sans: "A skele-ton."
(Drum effect)
Papyrus: "OH MY GOD SANS!"
Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
I met an African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.
We just clicked.
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and says, "Who the fuck's been fucking my wife?" The room goes silent. The guy in the back finishes his beer and says, "You ain't got enough bullets."
Bob: usudgbhdkb g
Ham: usudgbhdkb g
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
My conversion therapy done worked. Now I only sleep with my sister and not my brother.
Can anyone talk with me? Bored...
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."
Boy: "What's that?"
Grandpa: "What's what?"
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
A black man entered a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender says, "That looks exotic, where’d you get it?"
"Africa," the parrot responded.
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
Wife: Stop telling rape jokes, it's not funny. Husband: Who raped you this morning?
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My friend: What are you doing?
Me: I'm making holy water.
My friend: How?
Me: I'm boiling the hell out of it.
What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?
"You are a consequence of rape!"
Jack: Hey Josh!
Josh: What?
Jack: Sex!
Josh: Huh?
Jack: SEX!!
Josh: I don't get it.
Jack: Exactly ;)