Conversation jokes
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
Hi, how are you doing today?
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
What did the water say to the cup?
"Good day!"
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
I'mma cashew outside!
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣
Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"
"Princess, let's talk!"
I'm so frickin' bored! Please, somebody want to chat? PLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!
I'm as bored as heck, someone wanna chat?
Let's chat here, Prince.
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.