Conversation jokes

"I'm an orphan."

"I didn't ask."

I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"

Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?

Person B: Let me check.

Person B: It's greenglish!

Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!

What does a sponge do?

It talks to Patrick.

Anyone wanna talk? I'm bored.

What did the steak say to the other steak?

"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret

"Why?" - Depressed boy

"Because he got ran over." - Margaret

"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy

My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"

"It's Sunday evening!"

"No. It's Monday eve."

South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.

North Tower: No, that was da plane.

How do you talk to giants? Using big words.

I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

I say, "Your parents."

Is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow use, you wouldn't get it.

"Can you tie a knot?"

"I cannot."

"So you can knot?"

"No, I cannot knot."

"Not knot?"

"Who's there?"

"F... off!"

Me: Knock, knock.

Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?

Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.

"Hey Kenya, can we talk please!"

Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.

"What the heck are you doing here?"

"I couldn't sleep."