What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified.
Three nuns are talking, and the first nun says, "You would never believe what I discovered." Intrigued, the others signal her to continue. "I found a phone in the priest's room," said the first nun. "Oh, that's nothing," said the second one. "I found condoms in one of his drawers." said the second one. "What did you do with them?" said the first nun. Pridefully, the second nun responds with, "I poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, "Oh sh*t...."
Teacher: Who here has thought about committing suicide?
Half of the class: *raises hand*
Teacher: ...
The half of the class: *Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it*
A friend asked me, "Where are you going?"
I answered, "6 feet underground."
How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?