Conversation jokes

Movie

#1: What are you doing?

#2: Watching a movie.

#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.

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Jew

A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."

Lock

You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?

Me: I don't know.

You: Are you sure?

Me: I don't know.

You: Okay.

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Sometimes i wonder if my friend hates me tho ive been for him thru a lto yte that friend bene with a new feindgroup and i fele like the kid sometimes jsut doesnt caree for me no morre the kid git siad that there aint no reason to not be my friend yet he barely talks to me even tho ive known him closely literally just one minute of conversating with me would make me happy yet he doesnt say shit. he mainly just talks to mutual friend and thats it now.

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