Conversation jokes

I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3

I don't want to taco about myself.

A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."

OMG, you wanna hear a joke?

Nah, I don't care.

Coffee has been the grounds of many a heated and strong discussion.

You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?

Me: I don't know.

You: Are you sure?

Me: I don't know.

You: Okay.