Conversation jokes

Me: Hey, what book are you reading?

Him: "The Twisted Ones."

Me: Uh, I guess that book is pretty twisted.

"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"

"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"

I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3

Jokes...

#1: What are you doing?

#2: Watching a movie.

#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.

I don't want to taco about myself.

Coffee has been the grounds of many a heated and strong discussion.

OMG, you wanna hear a joke?

Nah, I don't care.

You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?

Me: I don't know.

You: Are you sure?

Me: I don't know.

You: Okay.