Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
Alright listen up, buttercup. So, the person in the joke tries to be all cool by using slang on an emo kid after they get a haircut. But the emo kid comes back with a dark joke about "bullet holes," implying the person will eventually commit suicide. It's like, super dark humor because it jokes about self-harm, which, let's be real, isn't the smartest topic to joke about. You probably think it's funny because you still wear those wristbands with spikes. Based.
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