Umpire

Umpire Jokes

Orphan

Why can't the orphan play baseball?

Because he does not know where home is.

Catcher

The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”

Cricket

Some rules of childhood cricket:

1. Whose bat, his batting.

2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.

3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.