Umpire jokes

The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”

Why did the police go to a baseball game?

Because a player stole the base.

Some rules of childhood cricket:

1. Whose bat, his batting.

2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.

3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.

Why can't the orphan play baseball?

Because he does not know where home is.

And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.

Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.

Rangers are a joke.

Baseball ⚾️ is fun.