Comparison jokes

Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.

Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.

Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.

You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.

My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.

Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.

My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?

What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.

What's the difference between a boy and gold?

More people want gold.

Fam, you weaker than a polar bear!

What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.

I am soooooooo cute like Harish, I lo[ve].

Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.

What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?

They're both chubby.

It’s nice hitting it from the back when my wife has wide hips.

Her butt cheeks look like big huge ball sacks as my thighs smack up against them when I’m thrusting. I like to finish off by grinding my weiner up and down her back like a gay man frotting his schlong on his partner’s ding dong.

Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.

Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.

Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"

Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.

Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

What does my head and hell have in common?

They both have demons in them.