Me vs You

What's the difference between me and you?

Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-

Difference
Fudge
Surprise
Expectation
Comparison
Short jokes

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup! The joke is that you thought there was gonna be some kinda big difference between you and the joke teller, but SURPRISE! You're both dummies who thought a punchline was comin'. You're so used to expectin' things, ain't ya?