Skin tone jokes

I got mad at my white friend today. I, as a darker person, had told them to meet me outside at 3 o'clock. They, being VERY special that day, had said, "AM or PM?"

Laughing at their question, I said, "Honey, 3 AM, because I'll lose a fight at 3 PM."

What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"

Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.

Anyone have lightskin jokes?

Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.