Skin tone jokes

What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"

Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.

What's both red, white and sometimes purple?

My arms...

Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.