Skin tone jokes

What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

What's both red, white and sometimes purple?

My arms...

Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.