Comparison jokes
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
My dad was a master of art. He was compared to Houdini due to his skill of disappearing.
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
You are so cat.
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
What's the difference between a knife and me?
One has a point.
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and feel better.
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.