Comparison jokes
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
"Float like a butternut, sting like a bee."
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
What's the difference between a knife and me?
One has a point.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
My dad was a master of art. He was compared to Houdini due to his skill of disappearing.
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
You are so cat.
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!