Comparison jokes
Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
Who would you choose?
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
My dad was a master of art. He was compared to Houdini due to his skill of disappearing.
"Float like a butternut, sting like a bee."
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
What's the difference between a knife and me?
One has a point.
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.