Comparison jokes
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and feel better.
Memes
Who would you choose?
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
You look tall for being a yellow dwarf. You are 432,450 miles tall!
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
What is the difference between a human and a magic house, and what do I have for dinner?
I hate this website. It's retarded and 4chan is better.
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can walk and a house can walk to a tree, walk home, walk, walk, and walk, walk.
What is the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. :)
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.
Head look like a mf gorilla pop.