Comparison jokes

Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.

Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.

Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.

That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.

1, 2 you built like a dork.

3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.

Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.

You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.

What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?

The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.

Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.

Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.

What does Biden do? He does you.

What does do something useful unlike you?

You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.

You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.

Song by John Rizk

You're as tall as a giraffe.

Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!

What's the difference between a knife and me?

One has a point.

Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.

The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.

"Float like a butternut, sting like a bee."

My dad was a master of art. He was compared to Houdini due to his skill of disappearing.

"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."

You are so cat.

Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!