Comparison jokes
Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.
What is the difference between a human and human rights, and a tree tree, and a house that has to?
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
Who would you choose?
If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
What does a pickle look like a p*nis?
If you're ever bored, pee on an android. Apple is better!
What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.
What's the difference between MetaCareForAll and the resurrection of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
One of them is an unrealistic fantasy that can never come true because it wouldn't work. The other one is the resurrection our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
Autistic kids are like cats. Prove me wrong.
"Float like a butternut, sting like a bee."
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.