Comparison jokes
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
What is the difference between a human and human rights, and a tree tree, and a house that has to?
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.
Who would you choose?
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
If you're ever bored, pee on an android. Apple is better!
What does a pickle look like a p*nis?
What's the difference between MetaCareForAll and the resurrection of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
One of them is an unrealistic fantasy that can never come true because it wouldn't work. The other one is the resurrection our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.
So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.