Comparison jokes
Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.
What is the difference between a human and human rights, and a tree tree, and a house that has to?
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
Who would you choose?
What does a pickle look like a p*nis?
If you're ever bored, pee on an android. Apple is better!
What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.
What's the difference between MetaCareForAll and the resurrection of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
One of them is an unrealistic fantasy that can never come true because it wouldn't work. The other one is the resurrection our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.