Comparison jokes
Linda and Peter are having sex. Peter goes in and out hard then fast and then begins to taste her tits. Finally, he moves down to the vagina and eats her hard. His rouge is inside her body, lolling around. He fucks her hard again and his dick slicks up her vagina. The entire time she is moaning and begging for more.
When Linda cums on his penis she begins to lick his balls hard. Peter begins moaning too saying, "Linda, you're just as amazing at fucking as your sister."
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
Fuck you
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew the lightbulb.
Your forehead is so big and shiny it looks like a solar field.
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
Life is like a box of chocolates; it doesn’t last long for people.
Life is like a box of chocolates... It ends sooner for fat people.
What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?
Your dick shots longer.
Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.