Comparison jokes
If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.
What is the difference between a human and human rights, and a tree tree, and a house that has to?
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.
What does a pickle look like a p*nis?
If you're ever bored, pee on an android. Apple is better!
What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.
What's the difference between MetaCareForAll and the resurrection of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
One of them is an unrealistic fantasy that can never come true because it wouldn't work. The other one is the resurrection our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.