Contrast

Contrast Jokes

What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?

Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.

whats the difference from morbid humor & dark humor

dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container

morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers

What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist? If you want a hooker to be a bitch you have to give her money first.

There are two type of faces The handsome one but the wallet is ugly Then there is this personal face full of bump's but even they lack the wallet

Little Johnny was finishing up his homework when the teacher gave him an assignment for the day. The instructions were simple: compare two objects, we will work on contrast next week