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Sound

There are some sounds that everyone loves... - Shoes on gravel. - Crackling of fire. - The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you. - Cats purring.

Morbid humor

What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."

Johnny Depp

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?

Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.

Morbid humor

what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?

dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.

morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.

Fairytale

What's the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, "Once upon a time..." Black begins with, "Y'all motherf...s ain't gonna believe this sh.."

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  • Bin Laden

    What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.

    Hooker

    What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?

    If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

    Glock

    Oompa Loompa Doobity doo, I got a glock and it’s pointing at you.

    Documentary

    One of the most popular documentaries of the 2010’s was “Jiro Dreams of Sushi.”

    One of the least popular documentaries was “Jiro’s Nightmare of Ass-Rape.”

    Emo kid

    What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?

    One falls, while the other hangs.

    Face

    There are two types of faces:

    The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.

    Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.

    Feminist

    What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?

    A knife at least has a point.