You Are So Cat

Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is simple enough for even you to grasp. Calling someone "cat" is like saying they're acting like a cat – aloof, maybe a bit selfish, and probably shedding everywhere. It's a lighthearted insult, kinda like saying someone is a real "dog" but less about loyalty and more about napping in sunbeams and batting things off tables. You probably do both of those things!