You look tall for being a yellow dwarf. You are 432,450 miles tall!
Tall Yellow Dwarf
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying you're super tall for a "yellow dwarf." A yellow dwarf is a type of star, like the sun! So, it's like saying you're way bigger than you should be, comparing you to a star that's already HUGE. Get it now, Einstein?