Autistic jokes
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV.
His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!!!"
Autistic kids are like cats. Prove me wrong.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 3: LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
DISLIKE: When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering but you walk toward his gun; “I will finish what you started.”
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What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces.
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>