Autistic

Autistic Jokes

Dark Humor

When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!

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  • Shooter

    What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.

    Kid

    What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.

    Chef

    An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.

    He called them: "Asperger's."

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  • Zone

    When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."

    Part

    What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.

    Research

    Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.

    School Shooter

    When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.

    Birthday

    As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>

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  • Brother

    Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.

    Shooter

    VOTING QUARTERFINAL 3: LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺

    DISLIKE: When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering but you walk toward his gun; “I will finish what you started.”

    Vote for the better joke.

    Gun

    When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.

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  • Autism

    I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.

    Gun

    What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

    Special forces.