Autistic jokes
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.
What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.
As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV.
His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!!!"
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
What do you call an autistic person who is a dumbass? A dumbism.
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.