Autistic jokes
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces.
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.
When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.
As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV.
His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!!!"
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 3: LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
DISLIKE: When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering but you walk toward his gun; “I will finish what you started.”
Vote for the better joke.
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.