Putty jokes
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
I didn鈥檛 realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.
Unleash the jokers...馃憤
What鈥檚 the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty鈥檚 intelligent!
Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
How do trees get online? -- They just log in.
A wife and husband were setting up their computer, and the husband made the password "my dick." But the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Do you know Putin?
Put in these balls in your mouth.