Putty jokes

What's the difference between a baby and putty?

You can only eat one.

I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.

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What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!

Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?

He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.

A wife and husband were setting up their computer, and the husband made the password "my dick." But the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.

Do you know Putin?

Put in these balls in your mouth.