Putty jokes

What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!

What's the difference between a baby and putty?

You can only eat one.

Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?

You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."

Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!

Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?

His name is Vladimir Pootin.

Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?