Putty jokes

What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!

I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.

Unleash the jokers...👍

What's the difference between a baby and putty?

You can only eat one.

Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?

Up your butt with a coconut!

You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."

How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?

JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.

Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?

His name is Vladimir Pootin.