Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. You're so dense, light bends around you. This joke is a classic diss. It's saying your mom's face is so hideous that she makes even the most unfortunate-looking human look like a beautiful sword by comparison. Get it? She's the standard of ugly!