Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.
what does rapboat and caseoh have in common? They're both chubby
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common? They are both legless
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."
What is the difference between Usain bolt and Hitler
Usain bolt can finish a race
Why is hitler better than Biden? Because hitler gave his people Gas for free
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
What does Drew Bledsoe and the twin towers have in common
They both got taken out by two jet.
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked.
"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf and sex."
What’s the difference between God and Hitler? God made thousands Of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast
How is slavery different from Pokémon? The types you can have
Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."
A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.
Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."
Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
