Comparison

Comparison jokes

Skinny

You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.

Roast

I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.

Difference

What's the difference between a six-year-old and a submarine?

I've never been inside a submarine.

Common

What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.

Canadian

Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.

What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.

Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?

A. The Jello has a higher IQ.

She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.

I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.

What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?

They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.

Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.

That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.

Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.