Comparison

Comparison jokes

Canadian

Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.

Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?

A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.

Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?

A. The Jello has a higher IQ.

She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.

I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.

What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?

They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.

Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.

That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.

Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.

Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?

A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.

Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.