Comparison

Comparison jokes

Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?

A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.

She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.

I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.

What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?

They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.

Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.

That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.

Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.