Come jokes
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.
The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Roses are red, violets are blue.
These jokes are old, come up with something new!
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't look in my backyard, or I will come for you.
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.
I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
I be ready to commit suicide.
But when it comes to jumping out my window, I'm scared ash.