Park Bench Flasher

  • Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.

    The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, you knucklehead. So, there are these three old ladies, right? Some dude in a raincoat opens his coat, you know, *flashes* them. The first two broads get so shocked, they have a stroke. But the third one? She's trying to get a closer look, but she can't reach to grab his ding-dong. Sheesh, you're dumber than a box of hair. Did you know that only 1% of people can lick their elbow? I bet you're one of them. Go try it, and get outta here.

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