Come jokes

If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!

Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...

Rape...hurt...and sell them!

Bring a knife into the shower. NEVER gonna see that coming! He pulls the curtain like ‘re re‘ and you're like ‘re re’ yourself, motherfucker, and stab him right in the eye! You thought the psycho was out there? SURPRISE, the psycho’s IN HERE with the Irish Spring on them!

What's the most between my uncle and aunt?

My aunt waited until I was 14 to come on my face.

My mom said to let Jesus come inside me; now I can't sit down.

What goes in dry and comes out wet?

A dick.

A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says, "I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?"

Man, "Sorry, I thought it was the start of Eastenders!"

By the way, could you tell me an elevator pun? I can't seem to "come up" with one myself.

Another Nazi joke.

Did Nazi that coming?

Did Jew?

What do you call a gay dwarf?

Coming out of the cupboard.

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Their dad did not come back with the milk.

What goes in small and soft?

And comes out big and hard?

A tea bag.

A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.

The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.

"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"

"Ok!"

"Are you ok, man?"

"Yeah, I’m fine."

"Dude, pull your pants back up!"

I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!

Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.

Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.

David: Isn't that illegal?

Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.

David: I hate my life.

Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?

A: They come back, unlike their parents.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.

These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"

First human comes.

Sans: That was pun intended.