"Knock Knock" "Come in."
Wanna come hang out with me?
how come orphans know how to do laundry cause thats usually the moms job
Why did sally fall off the swing? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally drop a broom? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally go swimming? she didn’t like not having arms Knock knock ́who’s there ́ Not sally, she hasn’t come back yet
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what comes in and comes out but you should never miss it
any ideas
SHIT !!!!
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end they all come crashing down
Why is a blind people bad at catching things because they never see it coming
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts counselling session? The psychologist will thank you for coming
Whats the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle??
Getting them to come out of their shell.
it’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
An orphan comes up to me and says your ugly I said you remind me of SpiderMan SpiderMan no way home.
I can't believe this!!
pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it? God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold
when you ask an orphan to come over Kid: Do you want to come over to my house. Orphan: Yeah sure. Kid: Ok ask your parents oh wait.
me: watching tv mom: omg no way your dad is coming me: really mom: obviously not he never loved or wanted you.
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When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, Here comes the airplane.
