Come jokes
What’s something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?
"Does this come with anything?"
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Memes
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
Little Johnny was alone because Dad didn’t come back.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇