Come jokes
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
Little Johnny was alone because Dad didn’t come back.
Memes
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.
Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son.
Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You.
Years later:
Dad still did not come back.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
What's something you can say in church and while having sex?
I come in the name of the Lord.
Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.
White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.