Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.
I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
I be ready to commit suicide.
But when it comes to jumping out my window, I'm scared ash.
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
Bad handjobs are rare. They’re hard to come by.
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.
The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.