My mom said to let Jesus come inside me now i can't sit down
first human comes. sans: that was pun intued
What do you call a gay dwarf? Coming out of the cupboard.
What goes in small and soft And comes out big and hard A tea bag
Dad: Come on David go dress up like a girl
David: Isn't that illegal
Dad: Na it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in
David: I hate my Life
By the way, could you tell me an elevator pun? i can't seem to "come up" with one myself.
Q Why do orphans like boomrangs A They come back unlike their parents
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,"Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders"
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun, it comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now pay later.
“Dude come here and see a rabbit!”
“Ok!”
“Are u ok man?”
“Yeah I’m fine”
“Dude pull your pants back up!
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says "Dad's gonna grill wieners"
y do orphans eat cereal with water
there dad did not come back with the milk
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. 24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back. 31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy you've worked out it is ak but what is 59 minis 12. Timmy shakes his head not knowing the teacher asks how about ak 49 minus 2? Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells What comes after ak Timmy!? The white kid at the back stands shouts 47 and pulls the trigger.
what goes up must come down apart from mr vyse
How come Leper's don't play cards? Well, if they lose a couple hands...
ORPHAN JOKE CLUB DISCORD COMING SOON
once there was a boat its friends said: "it's time to come back." and the boat said: "No way I don't give into pier pressure.
The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread, The Hell With Breakfast, Come Back To Bed.
Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away, The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage, No Circus Today
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died. When she met God she asked Him how come you didnt answer my prayers? God replied 'i did, i kept sending men to rape you but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion'
