children's jokes

What's yellow and can't swim?

A school bus full of children.

What do birds and children have in common?

If you shoot them, they die.

I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.

How do terrorists feed their children?

"Here comes the airplane!"

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bus full of children.

Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?

What's big, black, and touches children?

Harambe.

When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.

When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.

It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.

What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?

They both empty their sacks around children.

I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.

Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.

Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.

And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.

And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said, "Are you going to ask for directions, or what?"

I put the D in Children.

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Bible Verse of The Day - For you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, "Abba, Father." The Spirit himself testifies with our spirit that we are God's children.

—Romans 8:15-16

So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'

A couple has sex in the dark every single night.

One night, the wife gets curious about what goes on, so they start f...ing, and she flicks the light on. When she flicks the light on, she catches him with a dildo playing with her pussy. She's so mad that she started ranting and raving. The husband says, "Honey, I know you're mad, and I'll explain the toy. Just do me one favor: explain the children."

What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?

My penis.

Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"