What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
Michael Jackson and Santa
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you snowflake. The joke is that both Michael Jackson and Santa Claus "empty their sacks around children." In Santa's case, it's toys; in Jackson's, the joke implies, um, something else! You probably watch Disney channel and don't know that you can short stocks that are going down. Sad!