What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you snowflake. The joke is that both Michael Jackson and Santa Claus "empty their sacks around children." In Santa's case, it's toys; in Jackson's, the joke implies, um, something else! You probably watch Disney channel and don't know that you can short stocks that are going down. Sad!