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Roblox Heaven Ban

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JesusAdmin
8 years ago ยท
  • A man sacrificed children who played Roblox, so when someone knocked on the door, they said, "An administrator has banned you from heaven!"

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    • Sacrifice
    • Man
    • Religion
    • Game
    • Roblox
    • Door

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. It's about a dude who offed kids who were into Roblox. So when someone gets to the pearly gates, instead of Saint Peter, it's like they're getting banned from a Roblox game by an admin. It's funny 'cause it's messed up, and you probably play Roblox too much, ya nerd.

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